Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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