love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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