I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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