For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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