so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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