Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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