That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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