Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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