I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Randomize
