went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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