i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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