she was so not down for the gang bang
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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