it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
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