If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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