Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
This toilet bowl is my home.
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