you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
This toilet bowl is my home.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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