That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
