"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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