sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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