i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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