do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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