her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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