How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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