wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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