I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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