Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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