what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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