why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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