college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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