ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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