I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
