We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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