I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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