I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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