Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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