Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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