idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
