If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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