why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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