she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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