i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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