You surviving the open bar?
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yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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