To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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