I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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