Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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