that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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