Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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