this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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