Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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