erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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