The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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