Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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