I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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