i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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