a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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