I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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