i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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