check it out our google latitudes are spooning
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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