so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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